Minahs.

I couldn't stand it so I decided to blog about it. I scolded a minah in the 804 bus today. And it felt good. This is what happened.

They were like all in the bus, going for Hari Raya visiting. They pissed me off real baaad. Firstly, they made ALOT of noise, like as if the bus is their father's. Then 2 of them were eating crackers. And since the bus was full, all of us were packed like sardines so there was this minah squeezing beside me. During the journey, she bumped me like 72371386712190375382064893 times. She was laughing like a stupid moron with her friends and she kept on bumping into me. I ignored her the first few times. Cause I don't entertain these people. But then I couldn't take it, I pushed her back and this was what I said.

"Eh minah, prangai takmo macam puki boleh? Pegang betol-betol takleh per? Ke nak kene ajar? Lagi skali kau langgar aku, dalam bus jugak aku tampar muke kau tau eh?"

(Read: Eh minah, your attitude don't be like shit can or not? Cannot hold properly is it? Or someone need to teach you? One more time you bump into me, in bus also I slap you I tell you.)

She went silent. All her friends did too. Why? Because they were all still primary school students. And after realising I'm older than them, they went totally silent and told me this.

"Sorry uh kak. Tak sengaje seh. Tkya marah-marah uhk."

(Read: Sorry uh sister. Accident what. No need to be angry uhk.)

My reply : "Sengaje nenek kau lah sengaje. Tak tawu malu pe korang prangai mcm ni dalam bus? And sejak bile bus ni bapak kau beli? Sedaaap je makan keropok?"

(Read: Accident your grandmother lah accident. Aren't you ashamed for behaving like this in public? And since when your father buy the bus? The crackers so nice ah?)

And they crumpled the wrapper and stop eating. I rolled my eyes and got down the bus. The end.